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ahbeng
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How to Freak out your Roommate...
« Thread started on: Jan 17th, 2006, 8:59pm » |
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1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act
offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to
clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, ''Hooray! You're
back!'' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five
minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying,
''Shouldn't you be going somewhere?''
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore
the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then
say, ''Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?'' Complain loudly
that you are hungry.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling.
When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head,
and moan.
5) Tell your roommate, ''I've got an important message for
you.'' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't
remember what the message was. Later on, say, ''Oh, yeah, I
remember!'' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several
weeks.
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the
room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at
the pencil.
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're
doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon....''
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every
day. Look at it and say, ''The hair, it's growing. Growing!''
9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate
if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor
on the empty side of the room with concern.
10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names.
Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato
from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's
potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't
belong.''
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Hunz
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Re: How to Freak out your Roommate...
« Reply #1 on: Jan 17th, 2006, 9:04pm » |
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Thumbs up for this joke
"6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the
room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at
the pencil."
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Re: How to Freak out your Roommate...
« Reply #2 on: Jan 17th, 2006, 9:09pm » |
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LOL I personally like the 5th and 9th one.
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Re: How to Freak out your Roommate...
« Reply #3 on: Jan 18th, 2006, 12:12pm » |
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how come im not laughing...-.- aih
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Re: How to Freak out your Roommate...
« Reply #4 on: Jan 21st, 2006, 12:21am » |
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lol i like 1 and 7 hehe cool man this joke
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