Author |
Topic: The Lord of The Rings ; After The War of The Ring (Read 219 times) |
|
Santaling
Sleeping Beauty
member is offline
Gender: 
Posts: 349
|
 |
The Lord of The Rings ; After The War of The Ring
« Thread started on: Jan 18th, 2006, 4:33pm » |
|
After the war of the ring, the fellowship of the ring .... also known as Kumpulan Cincin Sdn. Bhd. were very happy with their peaceful lives. Gandalf the Kelabu, Legolas Singh, Aragorn Chan and Gimli Mutusamy lived together happily in a flat, in Ayer Itam, facing the Batu Gantung cemetery.
'Ah....I sure miss Frodo,' Legolas Singh said while sipping some air bandung.
'I haven't seen him since he joined the Bhangra group.'
'Quite true, Master Singh,' answered sonorous Gimli Mutusamy, peering out from his bean bag while holding his axe that glistened with pikachu engraved on it.
'I hear he performs every weekend at the esplanade, a lot of convent girls go to see'em,' he added, while lounging lazily next to Legolas.
|
| « Last Edit: Jan 19th, 2006, 12:02pm by Santaling » |
 Logged
|
|
|
|
Hunz
Holy Symbol
Drem Land
member is offline
Mmmmmmm
Gender: 
Posts: 292
|
|
Re: The Lord of The Rings ; After The War of The R
« Reply #1 on: Jan 18th, 2006, 5:10pm » |
|
Its this joke?
|
|
Logged
|
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
Happy Chinese New Year
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
|
|
|
Godson
Sleeping Beauty
member is offline
The Messiah
Gender:
Posts: 114
|
|
Re: The Lord of The Rings ; After The War of The R
« Reply #2 on: Jan 18th, 2006, 6:29pm » |
|
lol why not? Seeing something fresh and funny is always a good thing
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Santaling
Sleeping Beauty
member is offline
Gender:
Posts: 349
|
|
Re: The Lord of The Rings ; After The War of The R
« Reply #3 on: Jan 18th, 2006, 10:44pm » |
|
Legolas Singh and Gimli Mutusamy continued their conversation. Bickering over who can dance better when it comes to Bhangra. There at the corner of the room, sat a man, broad shoulders, strong built body, fair, handsome, his hair falling on to his shoulders. There sat Aragorn Chan, King of Gondor. His deep eyes gazed upon the distant Bata Shoe factory. His concentration was suddenly disturbed by a hasty wizard, running into the room.
'Bad news!!BAD NEWS!,' Gandalf the Kelabu exclaimed.
'Oh! Gandalf the Kelabu, what is the matter?' Legolas asked, his heart was drowned in anxiety.
'The Dark Lord is alive!' as soon as Gandalf uttered those words, the room went silent.
'...but we killed him Master Wizard,' Gimli Mutusamy said, clasping his Pikachu axe, which he got at the pasar malam.
Aragorn arose from his seat and walked proudly towards Gimli, placing his hand on Gimli's shoulder. 'Indeed we did,' his voice was calm... he was intrepid, he showed no fear, The King of Gondor.
'No,'' Gandalf spoke, 'We killed his eye....and yes, destroyed the ring, but the ring was made in China...so he just bought a new one.'
'Alamak! What are we going to do,' Legolas Singh jumped around the room, clad in pink tights, 'if I get stressed out like this....I'll get another pimple and dandruff, which is very bad for a handsome elf like me.'
|
| « Last Edit: Jan 19th, 2006, 12:05pm by Santaling » |
Logged
|
|
|
|
Godson
Sleeping Beauty
member is offline
The Messiah
Gender:
Posts: 114
|
|
Re: The Lord of The Rings ; After The War of The R
« Reply #4 on: Jan 18th, 2006, 11:06pm » |
|
ROFLMAO! Cute! I'm loving it santaling haha, keep it coming.
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Santaling
Sleeping Beauty
member is offline
Gender:
Posts: 349
|
|
Re: The Lord of The Rings ; After The War of The R
« Reply #5 on: Jan 19th, 2006, 12:14pm » |
|
Everyone ignored the elf in tights and came back into discussion.
'If he is not causing any trouble, why should we pi cari pasal,' Gimli added.
Gandalf's eyebrow furrowed, all of them looked at him intently, 'He has come up with an evil scheme to take over the world.'
'Tell me...TELL ME !!!!' Legolas begged, 'I feel a pimple,' his fingers caressed his forhead.
Gandalf looked up at all of them, he then spoke, 'He has started to sell Roti Canai!!'
'NOOOOOO!!!!!!!' they all yelled, ' Oh my God!' 'Save us!' 'Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!'
Then they paused.... ''Roti canai'' ...they thought.. ''Roti CANAI ?? ?''
Gimli looked up at Gandalf, 'That is no big deal, Master Kelabu,'
Gandalf stooped his body towards Gimli, 'He is selling it for 1 ringgit and 51 cents.'
'Aaaaaaahhhhhh!!' yelled Aragorn Chan, Legolas Singh and Gimli Mutusamy. They hugged each other tightly.
'But the real price is 1 ringgit and 50 cents!' Legolas said, he was all wobbly, 'oh...pass me my air bandung I think I'm going to faint.'
Aragorn stood up straight, his shoulders were broad, his body was strong, his hands firmly placed on his waist. He spoke, ' A day may come, when roti canai will be 1 ringgit and 50 cents, but it is not this day....this...' ' SSSSSSHHHHHHH' All of the companions hushed Aragorn. As usual, Aragorn was having one of his 'semangat' moments.
' Up by one cent! This is horrible,' Gimli was dismayed and wandered around the room, 'this will effect the world economy...which will effect the markets...which will effect the prices of things...which will effect the prices of CD's, which means that I can't buy Siti Nurhaliza's albums because they'd be too expensive!!!!'
Aragorn patted Gimli's back, 'Calm down my fellow Dwarf, calm down because....a day may come when roti canai will be...'
'NOT NOW!!!' Gandalf yelled....yerp people, another 'semangat' moment.
'Where is he?' Legolas asked, holding his bow and matching pink arrow which he bought from ' Toys R Us'.
Gandalf replied hastily, 'in a canteen, in a place called Convent Light Street.'
Gimli leaped in shock, his heart filled with terror, 'Convent Light Street....what madness drove him there?' he shivered.
'It seems that there is a campaign,' Gandalf answered, 'a Litter Consciousness Campaign, he wants to take advantage of those innocent students and charge them one cent extra!' Gimli took charge of his emotions and gripped his axe as if ready for Helm Deep battle, 'We must go at once!'
'Yes....Yes...to save those students because...' there goes the King, ' because...a day may come when roti...'
'Keep quiet!' Legolas interrupted Aragorn.
|
| « Last Edit: Jan 19th, 2006, 2:36pm by Santaling » |
Logged
|
|
|
|
Santaling
Sleeping Beauty
member is offline
Gender:
Posts: 349
|
|
Re: The Lord of The Rings ; After The War of The R
« Reply #6 on: Jan 20th, 2006, 11:49am » |
|
So the Kumpulan Cincin Sdn. Bhd. went on their quest, but there was one thing they didn't know. Far, far away in a cave, in Batu Cave lived the creature Gollum.
'So they goes to finds Sauronss eh? He's a thievesss...He stoles it from uss...he stoles my businesss...I made that roti canai business, it is mine, my owns, my preciousss,'
'oh! No! no! no! no! we don't need any roti canai businessss,no...we haveesss our Pelita nasi kandarssss stalls, we are very happy, yesss very happy undeed, preciousssss,'
'NO! NO! We wantsss it backsss! We must not let him takes what is oursss, no preciousss, no...it is our preciousss,'
After days and days of walking in Georgetown, the Kumpulan Cincin were lost. They all stood still, wandering whether to turn to King street, or Queen street.
'Stupid artificial mascara from pasar malam,' Legolas mumbled. He threw his mascara on the floor. He was dissatisfied with the application.
'Why are you worried about how you look, this isn't a beauty contest,' Gimli asked, irritated with Legolas's self-absorbed attitude.
'I know,' replied LEgolas, 'but how am I supposed to attract those convent girls if I don't look prettty.'
'Quiet you fools!' Gandalf yelled. 'We are lost! Now which Jalan to take, King street....or Queen street?'
Aragorn looked at Gandalf, he stood and said arrogantly, 'Since I am King, I say we take King Street because... a day may come when.....' 'Shhhhhh!!!'
Gandalf studied the roads, ' There are so many cars on the roads, how do we ever cross?'
'Do not fear,' Gimli scrambled from behind Aragorn and Legolas, 'I am a member of Kelab Lalu Lintas in secondary school.'
So with the help of Gimli Mutusamy, they all crossed the reoad and went on their journey, not knowing Gollum was skulking behind them. ' We wantsss our Roti canaisss....our preciousssss....'
|
| « Last Edit: Jan 20th, 2006, 11:51am by Santaling » |
Logged
|
|
|
|
Santaling
Sleeping Beauty
member is offline
Gender:
Posts: 349
|
|
Re: The Lord of The Rings ; After The War of The R
« Reply #7 on: Jan 21st, 2006, 7:47pm » |
|
'Can you hear that,' Gandalf whispered, listening intently to the surroundings.
'Yes...er...no,what?' Gimli moved nearer towards Gandalf.
'Nothing,' he replied, 'It's too quiet,' the wizard replied, ' Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?'
Legolas leaped in front of the gang rapidly, his eyebrows and forehead puckered, his eyes scanning as if in search on some thing. He gazed to the great beyond.
'I see, I see,' he began to study, 'I see this year's SPM papers!'
'No!...NOT THAT!!' Gandalf yelled.
'Oh...he...he..., I see,' Legolas concentrated harder, 'I see juz a nazgul,'
'Oh, okay,' they all replied, ' just a nazgul' ...then it hit them...'nazgul....aaahhhhhhhh!!!!' they all spurted out, prowling for a hide out!
'Quick behind those recycling bins!' Aragorn pointed, and was the first one to hide. The rest imitated Aragorn.
From behind, came Gollum, 'Where are they? Where are they?' he asked himself.
'Maybe they went for char koay teow,' he answered himself.
'No! no!' 'Or maybe to buy some curry powder from Enrico'sss,'
'No...yess, maybess, preciousssss, we heard Enrico's havingsss sales. You buy one alagappa, you get one Babas free.'
Then, Gollum stopped and asked himself, ' Can you smell that, preciousss?'
'yesss, yesss, its, nazgulss, run precious! runs!!' Gollum dissapears from sight.
The nazgul arrives on his bicycle. The nazgul was clad in black remnant and walked up and down. He held in his hand a big black plastic bag. A brutal weapon. It stopped and turned toward the recycling bin. Gimli was terrified, '' Does he know I have the limited edition Pikachu axe,'' he thought. Legolas was immobilized, ''Does he notice my split end? Curse the split ends!!'' Aragorn too was nervous, 'Did he hear my semangat speech I was thinking of?'' Gandalf was still, 'oh dear......did he hear my fart? He heard my fart! Curse the five onion murtabaks I ate!''
The nazgul opened one of the recycling bins and his plastic bag too. Out poured 'tin susu F&M'
'What's this?Nazguls recycling?' Gimli thought to himself. The nazgul then hopped onto his bicycle and left the area.
'What are nazguls?' Gimli asked Gandalf.
'They were once prefects of Convent Light Street,' Gandalf replied, ' One day before the prefect meeting, they went to Greenhall, they came across the Dark Lord Sauron, whom was selling teh tarik. Blinded by the aroma of the tarik, they each took a cup. Bacause of the artificial flavoring and coloring, one by one, they slowly feel into darkness...and became nazguls, now they poison their victioms with their poisonous teh tarik,'
So the Kumpulan cincin Sdn. bhd., now known as Kumpunlan Roti Canai Sdn. Bhd., continued their journey, they had finally reached Convent Light Street.
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
